I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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