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(213): View more from California

The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.

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(707): View more from California

i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.

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(310): View more from California

Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck

(312): View more from Illinois

Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?

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(602): View more from Arizona

You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.

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(330): View more from Ohio

why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?

(1-330): View more from Ohio

she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.

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(941): View more from Florida

So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic

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(613): View more from Ontario

Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.

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