hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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