sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She has the best kind of daddy issues
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
