Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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