idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just high enough for therapy.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I love you.
Bad choice
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