He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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