How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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