week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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