Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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