So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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