can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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