the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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