I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
porn star boner night. come get it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Randomize
