At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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