but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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