Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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