I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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