i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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