well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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