Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
