I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Randomize
