Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I will pee on everything he values.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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