i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
She's not a foreskin expert like you
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
So. Much. Porn.
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