do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Alive.
So much puke
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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