It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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