somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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