Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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