If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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