google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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