Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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