I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize