There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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