Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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