your parents love me but you hate me
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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