I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
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