we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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