Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties

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(201): View more from New Jersey

My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".

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(231): View more from Michigan

you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.

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(904): View more from Florida

now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in

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(727): View more from Florida

did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?

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(813): View more from Florida

So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself

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