I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
barbara walters just said penis...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
my liver is dry heaving
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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