I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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