Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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