Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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