what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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