Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
