She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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