You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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