Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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