Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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