Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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