I seem to have left my pride at pride
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Everyone says I win the strip club
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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